I don't know how you won Masterchef, I don't watch it, but the competition can't have been too slick as you appear to know jack sh*t about cooking. Your appearances on the Today Show have to be a joke right? A comedy sketch? When the talking heads ask you questions about cooking, you know hard stuff like how to separate an egg you stumble and give silly answers. This morning you made a cake. It's a freaking cake okay? I was making cakes when I was five years old. The talking heads carried on like you'd whipped up a crochenbouche with a side of lobster thermidore. AND IT WAS BURNT! The camera even did a close up on the burnt bit as Karl (head talking head) commented that you are "going big right now". Unfortunate comment given your size.
And you have the personality of a house brick. It's a joke right?
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And this is why we have some of the people in my classes that we do. "OOOH, I can do that too!" Grrrrr.
ps. Oh, that's where you went.
Oh My!!
personality of a house brick and built like a brick outhouse as well whhhh ahhh
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