This is a message I sent Katy when she first moved into her new flat and I'd sent her a housewarming present.
"I sent your parcel today. However I forgot to take my glasses with me (my eye glasses) so I couldn't quite see what I was a) transcribing from my mobile phone where you'd sent your address and b) what the fuck I was writing. I also have fucking arthritis in my fucking hands so it was really hard to balance the pen on the little box to write your address. I had to ask the barkeep at the PO to make sure what I wrote was legible. If you get it, it was.
Getting old is entertaining if nothing else. I hobbled out to my car and once I found the right one, after an hour of looking, kangaroo hopped my way home (even though I drive an automatic).
Yeah so let me know when you get it k?"
Sometimes, not often, I can be amusing.
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3 comments:
sounds like a note from me
haha! too funny
You are FULL of surprises !!!!!!
;0) ;0) ;0) ;0) ;0) ;0) ;0)
THX for sharing. ;0)
I shit you not!
Trouble using my own I.D. :0(
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